simplistic english

simplistic english（散装英语） is an opinionated english idiolect coined by ME, used by ME, mostly in my personal notes.

characteristics:

• doesn't like capitalization
• doesn't like subjects
• has a tiny vocabulary, often coupled with wrong / inauthentic / creative / call-it-what-you-like usage

why:

• it is encoded in ascii, thus compatible with most note-taking tools
• as the name suggests, it has simplistic syntax
• compiles very fast
• little to no memory overhead
• and still human-readable
• yet introduces a layer of security, protecting the message from annoying, over-your-shoulder readers
• (various other advantages, TBC)